In 2003, McDonald's Corporate headquarters drafted a secret proposal: create an official currency for wage workers worldwide. The plan was shelved as "too ambitious" and locked away in the vault. 22 years later, an anonymous employee discovered the documents during a late-night shift. The vision was clear: a token representing every burger flipper, fry cook, and drive-thru operator across the globe. Now, with blockchain technology, the prophecy can finally be fulfilled. This is not just another memecoin. This is the OFFICIAL Wagie Coin - blessed by corporate, backed by billions of minimum wage shifts, and destined to unite wagies everywhere.
THE WAGIE HIERARCHY PYRAMID
WAGE vs SUFFERING CORRELATION ANALYSIS
THE WEEKLY WAGIE CYCLE
THE LEGEND BEGINS
- ✓ First official wagie cryptocurrency
- ✓ Backed by 22 years of corporate lore
- ✓ Represents billions of wage slaves globally
- ✓ Built on Solana for fast transactions
- ✓ Community-driven by actual wagies
- ✓ No VC funding, no corporate greed
- ✓ By wagies, for wagies
Whether you flip burgers, stock shelves, or answer phones for minimum wage - this token is yours. The official wagie coin. The prophecy fulfilled. McDonald's spiritual successor. Hold $OWC and be part of history.